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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
If you ever think your parents are tough on you, just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell his son to get his shit together.
Macaroni being made
make it rain
I’m always here if you need to talk
I hear ya. Wanna try and talk it out?
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
That’s how I pick women to date, too.
Dear Yahoo
So, you bought tumblr. But that doesn’t mean that you can change it the way you want to. Remember the billions of blogs and the millions of posts this site has? That’s all going to go away once you change this site for the worse. Billions of users will vanish before your eyes. So I suggest that you keep it the way it is and don’t throw all of your Yahoo shit into it, ok?
-The Tumblr Users
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
oh give me a break.
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
wait
what
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
Well, I mixed the sound of a 67’ Impala with AC/DC Back in Black. So…have some ear porn. :)
oh.my.god.
I feel like I’m in the fucking impala when I close my eyes oh my jesus
This is making me happier than it should…. :I Help!
This is going to be the new thing I listen to when I’m feeling down. Okay? Okay.
beautiful noice
I’m having goosebumps
oh god wow
holy shit
FUCK YEAH
I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,
I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.
This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.
So i put it to you Chris.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.
In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.
My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.
The choice is your Chris…
Stay locked out.
or drink it all.HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???
excellent.
(Source: doctorbatcakes)
(Source: counterpunks)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle)
